Monday, June 8, 2009

These Ants are Freakin Me Out, Man

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

one word... nuclear weapons of mass destruction. you must use nuclear weapons with those fuckers. HOW DARE they throw the bait off the edge! Also, I had a Chinese co-worker once that told me not to trust Chinese anti-ant bait as being non-poisonious, she really got freaked and said DO NOT think that stuff is non-toxic. So, go to Chinatown and ask for anti-ant stuff.

Lydia said...

I'm thinking just the opposite; these little cuties have proven themselves to be the kind of creatures you want to live with/team with!!! Stop harrassing them and hope that you can prove yourselves worthy with them!

Mom said...

Matthew, DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, make these ants mad at you.

Until you get your nuclear weapons of mass destruction together, as suggested by Anonymous, above, you must do EVERYTHING in your power to attain their favor and stay in their good graces. Otherwise, you will come home some day to find either your house or your wife missing, or both.